duelofpersonalities:

There should be a 911 for lonely people. Like when you’re lonely you can dial 922 and then the operator will say “What’s your emergency?” and you’ll say “I have no friends” and then you’ll hear sirens and someone will arrive at your door with pizza and Lord of the Rings and then you can just hang out for a while.

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catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

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avas-poltergeist:

charlesoberonn:

mrcraabs:

why dont we have multiplayer dreams

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THERE IS AN ENTIRE 5000 PAGE COMIC TELLING US WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA. 

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